Thursday, May 7, 2009

Boscov's Mens Room

In all my public restroom explorations, I am totally convinced convinced that the workers at Boscov's use restrooms other than those reserved for the common folks, like the customers, like paying customers. The doors don't close there is graffiti on the walls and some time if you are feeling lucky, there some TP on the rolls. Many years ago, the New York City transit system used Incandescent light bulbs, but they kept getting stolen . People would unscrew them and take them home, NYC quickly switched to bulbs that had reversed threads on them. The thievery stopped as quickly as it began. What going on in Boscov's, are the low life scum coming in off the streets and stealing the TP or is it just running out and not being replaced. AND while we are on the subject of ambiance, who is the brainchild of the stall decorating system. On first look they all look like the public bus station crappers, filthy and dirty. but the true artist in me realized that one stall is dedicated to the male and female anatomy drawing class at at Broome Tech,the next cube is dedicated to joemama jokes and the third stall is specifically for setting up same sex rendezvous. Don't toe tap at Boscov's. I'm not saying that the janitor does a poor job here but it is as clean as he or she can make it the once a week that he cleans it. I hope that the cleaning person uses Lysol after, or before they do the cleaning thing there. BTW, if you go over to Lysol you can print oout a coupomn worth $5.00 on your next purchases of Lysol Product, but hurry, it expires soon.

i m am saying that for a store that gets beau coupe tax abatement from the city, the toilets could use a gallon of paint, the heat turned on and maybe a little redecorating. These toilets are the pits. They get a rating of 1 LID COVER only because the poor slob that has to clean them does the best he can. and except for the stall that the FECALARTIST redid in early shit stain, I am not afraid to get too many crabs from taking a whiz there. These are dirty restrooms. Potentially, Broome County's dirties public restroom facility in the circle that I travel in.